Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Two words: blizzard sex
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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