Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Randomize
