She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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