is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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