I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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