I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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