If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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