White coat. Heels.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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