I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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