i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
PANTIES FOUND
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