Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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