hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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