idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
