We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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