oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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