I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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