i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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