Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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