For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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