I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
