Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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