scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
