Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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