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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass

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(410): View more from Maryland

i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"

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(519): View more from Ontario

i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep

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(404): View more from Georgia

Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.

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(415): View more from California

he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.

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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.

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(540): View more from Virginia

My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened

(574): View more from Indiana

I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.

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