I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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