I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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