Everything about him screamed your future.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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