But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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