wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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