trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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