This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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