giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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