idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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