Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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