We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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