so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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