I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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