she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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