quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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