THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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