super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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