I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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