Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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