windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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