Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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