Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
How external is "for external use only"?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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