My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
