For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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