Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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