Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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