Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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