Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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