i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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