Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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