Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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