She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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