going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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